Don’t you go breaking my heart, Ryan Gosling!

I'm quietly sobbing right now because I can’t imagine why these words came out of his mouth, but they did! A couple of days ago Ryan Gosling said he “needs a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does”. 

There is no such thing as too much of you, Ryan Gosling! Just like the air you are universal, dude!

And I feel obliged to respond because, truly Ryan, if I  have ever made you feel like I was sick of your perfect everything,  I’m sorry and believe me, as hard as it is, because I rarely say sorry, I’m now here asking you, in the name of humanity - stop with the nonsense! 

I don’t know what it’s about him, maybe the fact the he is super hot or the fact that I like the feminist Ryan Gosling making an appearance now and again or maybe the Ryan Gosling style or the whole Ryan Gosling and Rachel Mcadams thing.

It could also be the fact that he's breaking up fights in New York City but I really like him and I think he is a pretty good actor as well so it’s a shame he wants to go on this break.

Well, at least we have two more Ryan Gosling movies lined up for this spring. The first is ”The Place beyond the Pines” on March 29 (he co stars with his girlfriend Eva Mendes) and “Only God Forgives” in May. He will also direct his first movie “How to Catch a Monster” before going away.

 

The reason Ryan Gosling needs this break is for his artistic equilibrium: "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. I think it's good for me to take a break and reassess why I'm doing it and how I'm doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that." 

I hope this is just a very smart and calculated move on his part to avoid becoming one of Hollywood’s golden boys that are everywhere for a few years and then just disappear.

That’s why you have my blessing to go off and do your thing, boy! I will be here waiting for you! 

I’m a tough cookie but if you are one of many that are not sure that they can ever lift themselves out of the spiral of depression this announcement threw you in I’m here to give you some good Ryan Gosling news.
Stop crying, put down the napkins and rest assured that you can survive this too!

As it turns out you can get help! Just find a phone and call the Gosline! 

No, I’m not joking! I’m really not! The Gosline is a phone support hotline for all the broken hearts out there.

It’s true that it’s not free, like most support lines, but hey, can you put a price on the chance to hear The Gos himself whispering sweet words over the phone? I thought so!!! So yeah, go ahead, nobody will judge. We are all humans here and we do understand the true tragedies in life! 

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So, do you reckon you are going to need any therapy?:)))